I Almost Fell Off My Unicorn

Someone told me I was delusional. I almost fell of my unicorn. 

One of the best parts about being a writer is that you can be absolutely crazy and get away with it... Well, most of the time anyway. Being a writer enables you to get away with most of the following:

- Talking to yourself.

- Arguing with yourself.

- Talking out loud to seeming non-existent beings.

- Turning nocturnal.

- Temporary, though profound obsessions.

- Putting people you hate into your story... and then brutally killing them off.

- Considering innovative ways to kill characters.

- Serial-killer-penguins.

- Cheese puffs.


Plus a bunch of other things I won't go into. Point is, if you're a writer, you've got to embrace the fact that you're anything but sane. You, my dear, are crazy.